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EMOTIONAL SENSATIONS ON DVD TAPES THAT WE HAVE
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CRAZY DAVE TAPE 1—Our first attempt at
expressing cobra thought patterns in a form that won’t physically damage
the neighbor’s house. It was actually created for our pal Crazy Dave
(hence the name) and originally meant to be a joke between friends. He enjoyed
it mainly because of certain pornographic situations, and also during this time
our friend Arthur Jr. was sold to the Hell’s Angels for original plans to
an underground city located beneath
CRAZY
DAVE TAPE 2—By this time we had become more serious about
buying pornographies. We were also training for the 13th annual
Serious Thoughts Competition, but snack cakes kept distracting us. So we
abandoned those plans and made the Crazy Dave Tape Part 2, which helped out
with our newest plan at the time—to construct an authentic Indonesian
snake pit in the neighbor’s yard while he was at work. Three months later
we were released from prison and began working on Crazy Dave Tape Part 2. That
one scene where the guy who turns into a giant booger is on it, and also the
part where the guy gets his arm cut off and it grows back is on there too. And pornographies. $10.00
TOTALLY
RADICAL PAUSE TAPE—After we finished Crazy Dave
Tape Part 2, we were forced to pay rent because our parents said so.
That’s bullshit because we do stuff like rake the leaves and help take
out the trash every week and that should count as money. But at least the snake
pit we made in the neighbor’s yard was complete, and we could communicate
mentally with cobras and help stray cobras find shelter. Then we watched
Beverley Hills Cop on VHS tape about 27 times. The part where Eddie Murphy
throws that prick over the table and he gets mashed potatoes on his shirt is
fucking awesome. After that we were inspired to make this video—a
collection of radical pauses from hot films and pornographies, set to
1980’s heavy metal played by Don “The Cobra” Jackson (who
used to play guitar in Cobra Squad and also worked with the Commodores in
1989). At least 30 minutes worth of non-stop pauses, plus
outtakes from Crazy Dave Tape Part 2.
$10.00
CRAZY
DAVE TAPE 3—Is what we are working on right now. We are filming
materials and have bought so many new pornographies and radical movies that we
had to sell the neighbor’s car in order to get enough money to finish. We
also had an opportunity to buy authentic soccer balls signed by Babe Ruth (we
had them authenticated by Jeff from the Burger King by
TO PREVIEW SOME OF OUR VIDEOJUNK, PERHAPS
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OTHER VIDEOS WE HELPED MAKE:
AMAZING
VIDEO WEIRDNESS—This is a compilation tape that feels radical and
has a similar emotional sensation to Crazy Dave materials. It was made with the
help of our friends at Freektastic Video, who let us
abuse drugs at their parent’s house while we were going through stuff.
This video contains clips from nearly 100 weird obscure movies and embraces
themes like teen drug abuse, Turkish kung-fu, evil disembodied head attacks,
avant-garde keyboards, 80’s wrestling, ninja battles and even
more….we also did a special video remix at the end of the DVD video
tape. $10.00
PARTY
TAPE—We like to party, and we need tapes to party with
as we abuse drugs and alcohol. So again we partied with Freektastic Video
peoples and came up with this Crazy Dave brewed inspirational party motivational
force factor in life. Around thirty minutes of rapid fire clips from radical
movies, involving themes of drug abuse, violence, 80’s funk, parties,
tapes, and possibly some guys getting kicked in the balls (we can’t
remember for sure). After that we made special 10 minute edits of two of our
favorite movies—Bachelor Party and Commando, inserting big tits along the
way. We cut out any gay plot and left all the action and excitement. And tits. “Remember
Sully when I promised to kill you last?” “That’s right
Matrix, you did!” “ I lied…”
$10.00
LET’S
GET TURKISH—Again we partied with Freektastic Video crew and came up with a
radical idea—what if we took all the coolest parts from Turkish
exploitation movies and strung them together Crazy Dave style? To our
parent’s displeasure, we agreed to make this video and began drinking
solar rays obtained at the health food store (Grain Supply) so we could make
things better. This video features only the best moments from every Turkish
remake we own—that would be the Turkish Rocky, Rambo, First Blood,
Exorcist, ET, Dirty Harry, Death Wish II, Superman, Wizard of Oz, and Star
Wars! Also we included several classic Turkish-born films (Death Warrior, Son Savasci and more) in the mix. The result is a Crazy Dave-type
mix of Turkish insanity (with some tits along the way). $10.00
RADICAL POWERS---
PRICING:
$10.00 EACH, SHIPPED WITH ARTWORK AND
COVER!
RADICAL DEAL—ANY THREE VIDEOS FOR
$25.00 EVEN! SHIPPING INCLUDED!
WE ACCEPT PAYPAL AT THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS:
crazydavetape@yahoo.com
AND WE ALSO CAN ACCEPT MONEY ORDERS AS
WELL AS WELL CONCEALED CASH MONEY
IF PAYING BY MONEY ORDER OR SENDING
CASH, CONTACT US FIRST—EITHER AT crazydavetape@yahoo.com
OR THROUGH OUR INTENSELY RADICAL AND
EMOTIONALLY SENSUAL MYSPACE PAGE, WHICH IS http://www.myspace.com/crazydavetape